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Our Drivers Carry Less Than $20

by Vivian Pikkles & The Sweethearts Über Alles

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Heard your girlfriend was bringing you down We're here to turn this party around Yeah we heard that she's doing you wrong Makes you fuck her with her clothes on She's safe at home in bed by eleven We're making out down at EZ-7 So ditch the bitch and make the swtich We're hot burgers, she's a cold sandwich And all the girls know what they wanna do And all the girls wanna do it with you So take a hit and hold on tight 'Cause we were born on a Saturday night Our living room smells like burgers and weed 'Cause we're the hot meat on the scene An Awesome Street party never dies 'Cause it's boys, beers and burgers for the rest of our lives Your boyfriend's a real time bomb He's old enough to date your mom Yeah, your boyfriend, he's such a snooze Personality ain't tattoos He's always yappin' 'bout his "rules punk" We roll our eyes 'cause we don't give a fuck So make like a tree and get the hell out 'Cause that's what this party is all about Hangin' out with all the young dudes Throwin' back some beer and ludes We don't care what your dad thinks 'Cause it ain't a party 'til we puke in your sink Our living room smells like burgers and weed 'Cause we're the hot meat on the scene An Awesome Street party never dies 'Cause it's boys, beers and burgers for the rest of our lives Our living room smells like burgers and weed 'Cause we're the hot meat on the scene An Awesome Street party never dies 'Cause it's boys, beers and burgers for the rest of our lives BOYS BEERS BURGERS FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVESg
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Pizza Planet 01:38
There's a problem and we need to face it Only one thing to erase it We were partying and go too high Now we want that pizza pie This same situation Is happening all across the nation All the kids wanna grab a slice Take a bite and feel real nice Don't want burgers and I don't want fries It should come as no surprise I want the cheese and the deep dish crust I've gotta bad case of pizza lust There's no complication I'd stake my very reputation on it It's happenin' all around the world SO TOSS THAT DOUGH ALL YOU BOYS AND GIRLS Don't need your contemplation We're not having this conversation It's pizza time in the city tonight So c'mon, motherfuckers, ALL RIGHT!
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Funboy 02:13
Hey little Funboy I think you're just my type Hey little Funboy I think you're so fine Did you ever get my friend request Hey little Funboy I think I love you best I'm gonna take my time Then I'm gonna make you mine Gonna take you to the roof Then I'm gonna make my move Ain't lookin' for a heartbreak I just wanna get faked With you, with you, with you! Hey little Funboy, your t-shirt's so tight I wanna love you every day and every night Hey little Funboy can we be best friends? Hey little Funboy I'm gonna love you 'til the end I'm gonna take my time Then I'm gonna make you mine Gonna take you to the roof Then I'm gonna make my move Ain't lookin' for a heartbreak I just wanna get faked With you, with you, with you!
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Black Kat 02:01
I know you black cat Won't you cross my path You know I'm ready For whatever you have I never heard of bad luck There's no such thing as bad luck I've never heard of bad luck Baby you know I just don't give a fuck Lookin' through your window You was lookin' through mine Bring your ass on over to me Let's have a good time I never heard of bad luck There's no such thing as bad luck I've never heard of bad luck Baby you know I just don't give a fuck
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I Want You 02:37
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You won't hold my hand anymore I've seen that look in your eyes before You won't return my texts Baby what's gonna happen next? So I saw you at the dance party You wouldn't even look at me Spikin' the punch with another girl Baby it's the end of the world It's bologna being lonely It's so sad, yeah it hurts the most It's a fake out tryin' to make out With your memory, with your ghost So I took this party outside Your best friend asked for a ride And oh yeah, I took him home I may as well have been alone Went to the house of that girl you like Slashed the tires on her bike I hope she smashes into a wall Why won't you return my calls!? It's bologna being lonely It's so sad, yeah it hurts the most It's a fake out tryin' to make out With your memory, with your ghost It's bologna being lonely It's so sad, yeah it hurts the most It's a fake out tryin' to make out With your memory, with your ghost It's a bummer in the summer Boogie boardin' with no one else It's so lame-o doin' the same old Things all by myself
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Look out now 'cause here we come Gonna make you swallow your Bubbleyum Just sit back we're in control 'Cause our hairspray's got extreme hold Don't bother puttin' up a fight 'Cause we're gonna take you out tonight You roll up in those tight jeans Now we gotta know what's under those things You may doubt it So we're gonna shout it What're you gonna do about it? You're a boy with half a brain Guys like that drive us insane Yeah you've read some real great books But that don't mean you've got the look We want a boy who's a dream machine He'll buy us milkshakes and make us scream He tastes like French fries, he's the boss We wanna dip him in the sauce You may doubt it So we're gonna shout it What're you gonna do about it? Yes we're drunk And yes we're stoned But we ain't goin' home alone This rich girl's got something to say She hears you're a lousy lay So tell your daddy and tell your mom We're ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry bombs
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Mostly recorded by Matt Hall with some practice tracks featuring Melissa on drums.

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released April 13, 2011

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Vivian Pikkles and the Sweethearts Über Alles Houston, Texas

Having studied the sacred texts of The Ramones, The Sex Pistols, The Runaways and Nikki & The Corvettes, Pikkles have integrated the teachings of modern philosophers such as NoBunny, Personal & The Pizzas, and Jay Reatard into a burger-paved path to pizza punk salvation. If your keg is empty, it will be filled. If your bowl is cashed, it will be greened.If your smokes are out, they will be bummed. ... more

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